Aaarrr, me facebook Matees...

     OMG - are you on facebook? Well, they have a new language option you have GOT to see to believe.
     Go to your facebook page and scroll to the very bottom. On the left you'll see the link "English (US)" - click it. Lots of language options will come up... including "English (Pirate)." OMG. Choose that!
     Suddenly your "friends" will be "Me Hearties." Your "Mail" will become "Bottle o' Messages." And your "wall" will say "What be troublin' ye?"
     It's HILARIOUS!!! You gotta try it out!